DC Weasels

Re This Week’s GOP Talking Point

Bill — Wed, 10 Mar 2010 16:30:36 +0000

As Jon Stewart and Stephen Colbert have repeatedly shown this week (with comedic effect), the latest GOP line of bullshit is that Dems “are forcing health care down our throat.”

Here’s what I’d like to force down YOUR throats: My goodam fist.

You lying pack of shitheels.

I won’t even ask “Have you no decency?” We established that months ago.

Roy Cohn would feel right at home in the GOP caucus.

Dionne: GOP Blatantly Lying About Reconciliation

Bill — Fri, 05 Mar 2010 12:48:35 +0000

Hard to believe these weasly little bastards are lying about Obama using reconcilitaion, isn’t it?

The Washington Post’s E.J. Dionne, like Rachel Maddow, minces no words: They’re outright liars.

Not to mention being scumbags as well.

Ironic, Isn’t It?

Bill — Wed, 03 Mar 2010 17:14:05 +0000

That weasels like unctuous Texas Gov. Rick Perry win elections on anti-Washington platforms when it’s his party, the GOP, that’s rendered the place dysfunctional?

Mighty Mouth Signs on With Bunning

Bill — Wed, 03 Mar 2010 03:57:14 +0000

MSNBC’s Chris “The Ego” Matthews said today that Bunning had a point.

Yes, Chris, it’s the same place as yours — on top of your head.

OK, Sen. Bunning, We Give Up

Bill — Wed, 03 Mar 2010 03:52:03 +0000

You win the Perpetual Trophy for Most Miserable Prick in the Senate.

NOW are you happy?

Hey, I’m at the Olympics, eh?

Bill — Mon, 15 Feb 2010 16:58:26 +0000

The weasel watcher is doing a blog for MarketWatch.com. You can read my thrice-daily stuff here.

Last Night’s Best Line

Bill — Thu, 04 Feb 2010 17:59:09 +0000

Jon Stewart and Bill O’Reilly — two Joisey boys — were knocking it around last night on Bill-O’s nightly bloviate-a-thon. Stewart called O’Reilly’s show “an island of sanity on Fox News.”

O’Reilly thanked him, but the “Daily Show” wag quickly added, “But that’s like being called the thinnest kid at fat camp.”

Sorry I Hurt Fox News Czar’s Tender Feelings (II)

Bill — Tue, 02 Feb 2010 00:57:56 +0000

My HuffPost blog on the porcine Roger Ailes is here.

Fox News Czar Not Happy With My Comments

Bill — Mon, 01 Feb 2010 13:36:40 +0000

Awwww. Poor Roger Ailes.

I said he had a face like a clenched fist, and that his network was a malignant tumor on the body politic. He didn’t take kindly to this, apparently, and blasted me in Politico.

Barnacles to ya, Rog, barnacles. May the fleas of a thousand camels invest your shorts.

Frank Rich on the Do-Nothing Congress

Bill — Sun, 31 Jan 2010 18:47:48 +0000

Another fine piece in the Times today. He nails it, again. An excerpt:

“A do-nothing Congress, at a time when ever more Americans are losing their jobs and homes, is an even riper target than the Supreme Court — and far more politically vulnerable. Without strong medicine from Obama, we can be certain of the same result: a heedless Congress will keep doing nothing.”