http://www.dcweasels.com/index.php/2009/08/27/great-colbert-quote/ An Irreverent Look at the Weasels of the Parliament of Whores -- And The Media Who Cover them Fri, 04 Jun 2010 02:19:36 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.9 hourly 1 http://www.dcweasels.com/index.php/2009/08/27/great-colbert-quote/comment-page-1/#comment-510 Big Ed S. Wed, 02 Sep 2009 01:17:54 +0000 http://www.dcweasels.com/?p=1551#comment-510 I cannot support universal health care unless they include the Granny Death Panel. I got stuck in the supermarket line behind some parabolic-shaped granny with bird's-nest hair and she insisted on going over every item on the receipt with the clerk, thinking she was overcharged. Then she pulled out a coupon that has not been valid since the Truman administration and argued with the cashier that she had to accept it. (I think it was 10 cents off on a bottle of Moxie or Nehi.) She held up the line for ten damn minutes and I was late to work. Now tell me she shouldn't go before the Granny Death Panel to plead for her life! I cannot support universal health care unless they include the Granny Death Panel. I got stuck in the supermarket line behind some parabolic-shaped granny with bird’s-nest hair and she insisted on going over every item on the receipt with the clerk, thinking she was overcharged. Then she pulled out a coupon that has not been valid since the Truman administration and argued with the cashier that she had to accept it. (I think it was 10 cents off on a bottle of Moxie or Nehi.) She held up the line for ten damn minutes and I was late to work. Now tell me she shouldn’t go before the Granny Death Panel to plead for her life!

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