DC Weasels

Or, so says jokester Andy Borowitz. It’s not that far-fetched.

Besides, there aren’t any other big stories to cover, right?

I especially liked Borowitz’  line about CNN’s aged human oddity:

“With the news that his death had been ruled a primetime special, the network was already hard at work teaching Larry King how to pronounce all the drugs found in Michael Jackson’s body.”