Those Wall Street Journal op-ed guys…such kidders?
Wait…they’re not kidding?
God, I hope they’re serious…don’t you?
Those Wall Street Journal op-ed guys…such kidders?
Wait…they’re not kidding?
God, I hope they’re serious…don’t you?
Best part of Ted Kennedy’s funeral?
Watching Dubya look uncomfortable surrounded by members of the “Democrat” party — people who loathe the sight of this boob.
When “Gramps” McCain was trying to answer questions from reporters after a town hall meeting on health care in Arizona this week , one audience member yelled at him that he gets hundreds of thousands of dollars in contributions from health-insurance companies every year.
In a voice of feigned surprise, McCain said “Really? I didn’t know [...]
My latest Huffington Post blog concerns the cable nets’ putting cameras in front of these drooling idiots’ faces. Watch out for the drool!
From Timothy Egan’s fine NYTimes blog:
“45 percent of Americans believe health care reform would involve pulling the plug on grandma in some form, an NBC News poll found. My favorite Stephen Colbert quote.
“Remember, kids!” Colbert said. “In order to maintain an untenable position, you have to be actively ignorant.”
From ABC:
“Democrats are hoping that the memory of Sen. Ted Kennedy will revive the Democratic Party’s push for health care reform.
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“Cheney’s right — lot of people don’t think to thank our torturers. We just take them for granted. So not right, IMHO.”
Don Hewitt, creator and executive producer of “60 Minutes,” has died of pancreatic cancer at age 86. His eulogy was immediately followed by Andy Rooney whining about hats.
(from NYT humour page)
Or, so says jokester Andy Borowitz. It’s not that far-fetched.
Besides, there aren’t any other big stories to cover, right?
I especially liked Borowitz’ line about CNN’s aged human oddity:
“With the news that his death had been ruled a primetime special, the network was already hard at work teaching Larry King how to pronounce all the drugs [...]