Yep. Judge Judy.
Why?
Because if anyone could scare the piss out of Thomas, Scalia, Roberts et al, it’d be the feisty TV judge.
They might not make liberal rulings, but Judge Sheindlin could give them a lot of grief after some of their right-wing opinions were made known. Such a smack across the head she would give these clowns.
Shades of Christopher Buckley’s last novel, “Supreme Courtship,” in which a President, frustrated that his nominees to the Court couldn’t get through the Senate, finally appoints a popular TV judge.
Appointing Sheindlin to give grief to these clowns? Hey, it couldn’t hoit.