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Monthly Archives: April 2009

Fits This Troll to a T…Shirt Dept.

This T-shirt ad from the website of Human Emetic/radio tonsil Michael “Weenie Boy” Savage:
“I’d Rather Be Water Boarding.”

A New Coinage We Thought You Might Like

Got this one from a caller to Ron Reagan Jr’s engaging Air America show.
It came from a caller who claims he’d invented the phrase; the witty and well-informed Reagan said he hadn’t heard it before, and loved it.
It was used to describe Karl Rove and his ilk and their anything-goes mentality toward torturing. etc. The [...]

Oh, No…Anything But THAT!

One thing I learned from living in Canada: A bit of socialism, properly applied, benefits everyone and makes for a better society.
But the clueless clowns of the far right, otherwiose known (these days, anyway) as the Republican Party, seem to be terrified of the word “socialism,” even though we already have plenty of it here [...]

Gator Aid

If you haven’t caught Stephen Colbert’s hilarious segment on Fla. Rep. Congressman Bill “Not Half As Attractive as Parker” Posey as the  illegitimate grandson of an alligator,  it’s hilarious.
This all started with Posey introducing an asinine bill about clearing up supposed rumors (read, Fox News) about Pres. Obama’s birth certificate.
Colbert said all he was trying [...]

A Political Comeback We Could Use

As Gail Collins notes in her New York Times piece today, “Forgive and Forget,”  about former NY Gov. Elliott Spitzer:
“He was a great attorney general. But maybe the real lesson from the Spitzer story is that it is important to avoid electing chief executives who spent their glory days as prosecuting attorneys.”
Spitzer didn’t do [...]

He Don’t Know Dick

Fox news tonsil and GOP Rep. Dana “Not With a Whimper But A” Rohrbacher asked Secretary of State Hillary Clinton at a House Foresign Relations Committee meeting why she didn’t support releasing the memos that Dick “Ball And” Cheney wants released that supposedly shows that gee whiz, torture is really pretty cool.
“I don’t consider Cheney [...]

Well, There’s No Cross to Burn

NPR notable Michael Krasny,  host of KQED-FM’s  estimable “Forum,” told me the other day that he’d finished his latest project, a book about agnostics.
He says he’s going to include a great line from satirist Mort Sahl.    I hadn’t heard this classic before:
“This agnostic family moves into a neighborhood,” joked Sahl, “and someone burns a [...]

Tea-Par-TY!

Cartoon by David Horsey, SFGate.com.

He’s No Harry Reid

So,  Nevada’s integrity-impaired Sen. John “Busted Down From Admiral” Ensign doesn’t think President Obama should be seen joking around with Venezuela’s nutty Hugo Chavez?  He called it “irresponsible” for our President ‘to be seen joking around with’ Chavez.
What, he should have kneed El Presidente in the groin?  Given him the “deli treatment”?  (Hot tongue, cold [...]

My “Love Letter” From Rush Limbaugh (!)

I actually got this from “Boss” Limbaugh a few years before I became what Stephen Colbert calls a “Prius hugger” and started working for Obama’s election. Please note date.
This ties in with my piece in this week’s Huffington Post.