…now that Barry “The Real-Life Michelin Man” Bonds has gotten an audience with the Dalai Lama?
From today’s S.F. Chronicle:
“Bonds spent about 45 minutes in the Giants’ clubhouse before the game chatting with players and hanging in clubhouse manager Mike Murphy’s office with Willie Mays and Willie McCovey.
Lisa Nitta, his publicist, said Bonds actually met the Dalai Lama on Sunday.”
The experienced must have deeply moved the slugger, because when he passed a hot-dog vendor at the park, he reportedly said:
“Make me one with everything.”
(insert rim shot here)